Hungry? Pasta. Wanna do art? Stick together/paint pasta. Wanna throw something at people? Pasta. What does P-A-S-T-A spell? Pasta. Want something to add to the sauce so its not just sauce? Pasta. Wanna kill someone? Choke them. On pasta. Wanna make a necklace? Cover string in pasta.
You can paint pasta. You can eat pasta. You can get creative with pasta.
There you have it people: pasta has a LOT of ways to help. Pasta.